Kittens are Better
(top 10 Reasons)
Veterinarians have evening hours.
Your kitten won't be able to
disturb the whole movie theater with its crying. Hell, you don't
even have to take the kitten with you, and if you don't, you don't
even have to worry about whether or not the sitter is available
Your kitten won't grow out of
those cute but expensive clothes within three months.
Kittens look cute if they haven't
had a bath this month.
You probably don't have to lie
awake nights wondering how you are going to finance your kitten's
college (or high school) education.
No one will accuse you of being an
unfit mother if you don't want to breast feed your kitten.
No one will accuse you of
perversion or sexual abuse if you fondle your kitten.
Dan Quayle can't accuse you of
destroying the moral fabric of the country if you aren't married
to the father of your kitten. In fact, nobody will ever ask you if
you know who the father is.
No one will question your
abilities to function normally at your job when they hear you just
got a kitten.