Make the world your playground.
Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it
If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
Life is hard, and then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
When in doubt, cop an attitude.
Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day,
Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them,
When you have something important to say, try to say it in the dead of
night when you're *sure* everyone's sleeping. There's no better way to
get the attention you deserve.